I have all the great kids I work with for these wonderful life tips, hope you find them as helpful as I have 😉
Mr 6 ” When you love someone don’t kiss them on the bum but on their face”
Miss 5 “Poo and chocolate can look the same on your hands, so don’t take chocolate to the toilet”
Mr 9 ” When you play computer game with your dad, let him win once”
Miss 6 “When you finish eating dinner say thanks to mum even if you didn’t like it”
Mr 7 “Don’t keep cockroaches in your bedside draw. It will freak your mum out a lot”
Miss 4 “Rabbit poo is not for playing or eating”
Mr 5 “Putting lots of toilet paper in the toilet makes a waterfall”
Mr 7 “Don’t put the white bullets mummy has in the bathroom in your nerf gun”
Miss 7 “If you laugh a lot and a little pee comes out don’t worry, mummy does it all the time”
Mr 4 “Don’t hit daddy’s nuts when using a sword”
Miss 4 “The day you get married you must wear clean undies”
Mr 8 “It’s good to tell mum you love her even when she’s moaning about your room”
Miss 5 “Baby wipes aren’t just for your bum, they even clean armpits”
Mr 10 “Tell a girl you love her smile and she will be your girlfriend just like that”
Miss 9 “Boys like it when you say cool a lot”
Miss 5 “You can hide carrots inside mash potato”
Mr 11 “When I have Macca’s, mum makes me eat an apple afterwards so the last thing I ate was healthy”
Miss 6 “Tell daddy he is your superhero and he turns into one”
Mr 9 “If you fart always walk away from it slowly, holding your breath”
Miss 3 “Don’t eat mummy’s lipstick it tastes yucky”
Miss 7 “If you draw on the wall by mistake, quickly draw a beautiful flower on paper and put it on top”
What life tips have your kids taught you?
Nathalie Brown
Laughing! How cute!
They say the best things. I love working with kids x
BRILLIANT!!!!
Love & stuff
Mrs M
genius children 🙂
LOVE THEM ALL! Thank you for bringing a smile to my face.
It’s good to smile xxx
What a great post to read first thing this morning! Gotta love their honesty x
Their honesty is refreshing and funny x
hee hee, lots of wonderful kid wisdom! Made me smile 🙂
Fully of great tips they are 😉
So many wonderful comments and such great advice! Thanks for the smile.:)
This is why I love my job
Just love stopping by here for a pick-me-up. I love it.
Glad it made you 🙂
You made my day Nathalie!!! Really needed to smile today….white bullets…crack me up!! I was concerned one of my twins new jeans were rubbing her when i saw she kept putting her hand down the back of her waistband the other day….when i asked if they were hurting she looked at me disdainfully and replied “No Mummy…just touching my Bum thanks!” Got to love em …thanks for sharing x
Bless they say the funniest things 🙂
Haha, Kids are hilarious! I’ll have to share some of these with my husband 🙂
And I get to laugh with them everyday
Now I know what I’ve been doing wrong! No more chocolate in the loo for me 😛
Best tip ever 🙂
Haha too cute. Some of the things they say,
I love the baby wipes tip 🙂 I use them for everything (not arm pits though)
Baby wipes reside permanently in my bag 🙂